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    Friday, 16 January 2009

    Hello. Mr Lizard.

    The first concept of me starting a blog is actually for my cats. After reading a lot of fantastic blogs about cats all over the world, I felt it will be great to join the fun too. Sharing with all the cat and dog lovers around the world about my pets.

    Currently I have 2 cats in KL and 10 dogs + 2 cats back in home town. Really wish got more chance to show the other pets in the family too.


    Kitty Drama continues....

    Season x Episode y: Kitty cats and Mr Lizard.


    Once upon not so long ago, there was a dusty city under the starry starry night. In one of the high rise buildings some where around the city, there lived 2 cats, one named Meow Meow , the other Kat Kat.

    One night, these two cats came across an uninvited guest in the living room.

    Meow put out a warm paw of welcome," Hello there. I am Meow Meow. Who are you?"

    Uninvited guest:" Mr L."

    Kat:" Oh...What does L stand for? "

    Uninvited Guest:" You stupid fat cat. Where are your eyes? Can't you see I am a LIZARD? L for Lizard."

    Kat:" How will I know you have such an unimaginative name or should I say " original" name? "

    Mr Lizard:" ...." He realized he was really in a very tight spot right now.


    Mr Lizard tried to slowly pretend looking another way and said:" Hey furry guys, I got to go. See you around sometimes. Bye. Don't come looking for me ever."

    Kat:" Wait! I have a lot of things to ask you. "

    Meow:" Ya. Me too! Why don't you have any hair?"


    Kat:"Why you like to throw away your tail? How you make it moved after being detached?"

    It was too late.Mr Lizard went into his favourite mood: Total denial. He started singing:" I am dead. I am dead. I don't taste nice nor will I move an inch. Please go away and leave me alone. Oh~~ I am dead, I am dead. "
    Out of a sudden:" Buuuuuuu~~~~"

    Meow;" Yucks! What the>???"



    Kat:" Interesting ! What was that???"

    Meow:" He fart right into my nose!!! Meow~~~~~~~~"

    Kat:" Fart? He smells alright to me. Not too bad."

    Meow:" Move over, you fatty moron. I will take care of Mr L."

    ...............Meow~~~ ..........................................


    Mr Lizard is praying very hard: Don't play with me using your dirty urine stained dirty paws. Please let me be lucky. Just kill me.

    ???????????????????

    Can Mr Lizard get away alive? Or will he end up as the cats supper? Or????? To be continued if there will be another episode of this. Haha.


    Above conversation was just purely fictional. The way how the cats speak is based on their daily behaviour towards each other. Meow always beat Kat Kat up and always bad mouthing and cursing her. Meow is quite bitchy when she is angry though angelic sweet 90% of the time. Kat on the other hand is a cat of few words or meows but with a weird vibe. Poor Kat. She had suffered a serious concoction when it was a little kitten. Something is wrong with her cat brain.

    3 comments:

    Unknown said...

    poor little lizard wei :S

    Jordan Tan said...

    I love cats toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

    I think I was a feline in my previous life lol.


    Cheers,
    Jordan
    Das Connection

    Tiffany said...

    Jordon: Wow...Hahaha.U are same as my good friend. ^^

    i.r.v.i.n.e: Neh.....That lizard is fine. He didn't end up as supper. My cats were too well feed. Haha